wearing shorts that are shorter than fingertip level: I
wearing a skirt shorter than fingertip level: I
showing a small amount of cleavage: I
showing a large amount of cleavage: I
bra being visible over top of shirt: I
bra straps being visible: I
spaghetti-strap shirts/halter tops:I
less than an inch of belly showing: I
more than an inch of belly showing: I
visibly not wearing a bra under shirt: I
severely torn or ragged clothing: I
innapropriate language on a shirt: I
drug or alcohol references on a shirt: I
gang symbols/markings: I
wearing hats/sunglasses in class: I
Comment with anything else that would get you sent to the office?
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
i feel super weird.
like, i’m really upset that I couldn’t go to the talent show because i was excited to play, and i’m lonely a little, but i just found this CD case from my childhood with like 50 cds in it that i listened to when i was really little and i’m so happy about that and i’ve been jamming to that. but my stomach still hurts. so. mixed feelings. :P
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.